Apparently being the victim of genocide gives you a free pass.

At this point, looking at this vehicle with your naked eyes is bound to cause damage.

Because it is a fact.

I went to a Underoath concert last week (They’re Only Chasing Safety 20th Anniversary Tour) and there was a father with a ten year old child.

That song is 20 years old.

Still, don’t like that the name is shared.

Fuck Lovecraft.

Anyways, I started reading The Light Fantastic and I spotted a parody called “Necrotelicomnicon” which is described of pages made of lizard skin.

If someone falsely accuses you of anything, assume they did that first. Investigate the accuser.

I like to point to Idiocracy (a movie you couldn’t make today but I saw for the first time in 2024; I think it was good) which Crocs are used as shoes for the future because they were not widely available and the costume designer said “There’s no way people will wear them.”

I stand vindicated that Crocs are idiotic.

I’m pretty sure this is in response to a recent California bill that forces digital storefronts to disclose if it is a license you are getting. Otherwise the storefront is not allowed to use words like “buy” or “purchase”.

https://www.theverge.com/2024/9/26/24254922/california-digital-purchase-disclosure-law-ab-2426

I once got a wrong text from someone identifying themselves as a person named Sky. I proceeded to try to act like I thought they were Sky Tate from Power Rangers S.P.D.

The whole meme and the title are references to “Sugar We’re Goin Down” by Fall Out Boy.

The chorus: 🎵 We’re going down, down in an earlier round/And sugar, we’re going down swinging/ I’ll be your number one with a bullet/ A loaded God complex, cock it and pull it🎵

I knew one teacher that would drink one Code Red a day.

Another was addicted to Diet Coke. They stopped class to have someone deliver a case of it. They wouldn’t continue the lesson (it was an elementary school class in the computer lab) or let anyone touch the computers while they waited.

Are you dating a spreadsheet?

Aah… I didn’t notice that. But of course I wanted people to see the name as well.

This is from Low Quality Facts. https://mstdn.social/@lowqualityfacts

I am picturing The Righteous Gemstones level of programming (this makes sense if you’ve watched season 3).

Chicken sandwich porn? When Popeyes came out with their sandwich, there was a trending video on Pornhub soon after titled “PAWG let me Fuck her for a Popeyes Chicken Sandwich”. The Internet beat you to that.

This is what Edward Enigma was doing, but general brainwashing instead.