No but would you let your hologram house maid date your single dad?

Huh. Is that good or bad?

I don’t pay attention to TikTok. I’m not on there.

Why the fuck does this dude care so much about one social media platform being available here? Is he perving on dancing teenagers?

I don’t understand this. Anyways, how’s your sex life?

That is something that might make Kurt roll over in his grave.

Got tetanus updated. Apparently that was recommended on my last medical checkup.

So I guess you don’t mind having to bury it if it catches fire, because they reach insane temperatures. Or the fact that raccoons think they are dumpsters.

Are all eggplants?

Are we just gonna forget about avocado too?

Jokes on them. I didn’t hear my alarm today.

Obviously I don’t mean them.

We’ve been saying this in the U.S. since 2016.

Got what? I didn’t explain to you what I know.

You’ll have to pay me to tell you what it meant. They didn’t ask for anything specific. Just asked if I knew anything.

You’ll have to pay me to tell you what it is I know and then pay me again to explain it.

If you are still on Reddit, that is pathetic. The API pricing was the reason to leave.

If I remember correctly, Cloudflare openly defended hosting a well known Neo-Nazi forum.

I just want to stop seeing a storm of them when I am on a road. I can’t seem to drive anywhere without seeing approximately 10 within a single hour.

First Amendment Violation?