When am I ever going to need to know how to fight a pudding monster?

Aggressively recouping your over leveraged junk loans is indication of economic health?

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My bad

Less of a silk road and more of a yoke.

The options are enticing.

People are saying I do the best bukkake. I met a guy who’s a bukkake expert and do you know what he told me? He said, “Sir, you bukkake so perfectly. So perfectly.” Can you believe that?

Can’t wait for the family guy to be added in an additionally unnecessary way.

Pick a little, talk a little. Pick a little, talk a little.

Show off

Peace among worlds.

I’m not sure that’s relevant since we’re talking about laws he’s broke, not laws we wish were in place. As far as I know, divestment is not a requirement.

It took personal legal peril for her to come clean. Fuck your book sales.

An ex president has faced a corporate death sentence before? I feel like we’re in uncharted waters here. His tricks really don’t seem to hold up in court, other than delay, delay, delay, and that tactic seems to be running out of steam.

I thought this was a preemptive step to prevent the shenanigans.

Oh hey, I’m in the baby tooth club! High five!

-2 impulse control.

Oh no, school sucks.

Wut

They took his sharpie away.