You can tell it is fake because no human would tie up the tent door flaps using the little nylon fettuccine thingies they sew onto each side

If I am not mistaken, according to the grammatical scrolls, having a chin makes everyone … chinese

You may attract python too!

There is nothing on that seasonal display barge worth 150 dollary-doos. Or is there? What year is it and what’s the inflation rate?

I’m also mildly concerned about the handcuffs in the top-shelf plastic bin.

I much prefer Dunning-Notice-Krueger. I get a credit collections notice delivered by a guy with a metal-clawed glove. Now with Fedora!

The figure is somewhere above 0%, but certainly not zero. For example, haven’t you seen the crap blaster 9000 infomercial at 2AM on a Tuesday? You connect that bad boy to a fire hydrant (vendor liability disclaimed), pull the turbo-diesel engine rip cord, and wear a full body bio-hazard suit with air supply (suggested). Not for use with some sets. Batteries not included.

Ahh, sweet memories; sometimes they overflow.

You should hear the cries of the memories, right before they are garbage collected. “Wait, I need that!”

“Bring in the logic probe!”

That Vowels table though…

And those are real 'mericun quarter pounders mind you. Not those puny imported quarter kilogramers!

You see, this is just all a big misunderstanding. Some keys on their keyboard got worn out and they thought they were typing homophonic.

Penis length number in centimeters > inches.

No cause for panic. The letters just got scrambled over the inter-webs: he’s not a convicted felon , he’s a convinced melon. There are many varieties of melons of course, for example watermelons, bitter melons, and musk melons.

We all get disappointed when we don’t inherit anything useful…just a garage full of confusion

Inheritance starts to suck > 1 level deep. Multiple inheritance starts to suck at the point people discuss adding it to a language, or a few femtoseconds after the big bang, whichever comes first.

Netanyahu a tragic mishap, deadly strike on Rafah says

If you eat enough of them, over many years, yes.

• The words ‘calculate’, ‘control’, and ‘manipulating’ appear above, but the words ‘people’ and ‘corrupt’ do not
• The fundamental problem of all systems of economy is that they are governed and corrupted by people
• The current ML cargo-culting provides little help here: it has been force-fed a diet of mental vomit. Any economic governance solution via ML would predictably be corrupted by humans and result in the same outcomes

The world would have benefited if the Chilean experiment had run to completion and provided knowledge. But of course, again, people. Perhaps we lack requisite variety in our Beer. After all, the market can remain irrational far longer than anyone can stay solvent -> alcohol is a solvent-> Beer is alcohol.

And they can only be marketed as a ‘hot dog’ if they are produced in the Titiller region of France