That’s an Onion article, right?
Right?
Yeah, because we have more than two parties, so a simple majority isn’t automatically an absolute one. But if you group the far right with the increasingly far right “conservatives”, it looks much more bleak.
But at least they don’t automatically get effectively all the power after winning a simple majority. That’s… something, at least. I want to cry.
You were my brother, Anakin! I loved you, you piece of shit!
Etymologically, it derives in some way from the Norse-Germanic war god Tyr (akin to French “mardi”, “day of mars”, ig).
All the more reason to reduce productivity. Flatten the curve, lower expectations. Tuesday is the scab of weekdays. The other days need to strike.
We really should start celebrating T u e s d a y s.
Khorne will be happy either way.
And I’m proud to be a part of that.
Dammit, I hadn’t had that association yet.
What does it mean to flip toilet paper when replacing it? Like, putting it in the right way and wrong the next time? How does that make him right “either way”? At best, that makes him right 50% of the time. Sorry, but this just makes no fucking sense. Or am I missing something?
Revive Lenin and have some stroke medication on hand?
This is why I love the internet.
Oof, evolution. That word alone makes it hard to grasp for these nutjobs.
The fraternal kiss was literally a way for communists to recognize each other, and the Eastern Block used it as a formal greeting.
Gotta cram an equinox and Jupiter in there somewhere.
Not necessarily. They could be constantly ever so lightly above the average value, but then once in a while, a really low value comes along and drags the average down. What you’re thinking of is the median.
Ngl, it does look kinda cool. Driving me crazy that I don’t have one.