Right, but we fucked off the island and had a grand old time. There are no records that we were in any particular hardship since landing in America.

The other side of the family was busy yodeling in the alps until 1905. Maybe they got caught up in Napoleonic shit.

I reckon the last bad thing that happened to my ancestors was the civil war.

The English civil war.

I, for one, quite enjoy not having the dangly hitboxes anymore.

I got a lot more than just the one. I’ve got so many freckles I have to undress to see my OG skin tone.

/s doesn’t mean sarcastic.

/s

I suppose I’m not conflating “rise” with “genesis”. Human organizational structure was slow to ramp up and I don’t think the bronze age is a terrible place to draw a line and say “this is where things start to heat up”.

I mean… How inaccurate is this, really?

I mean, the Neolithic period got people farming I guess, but it’s a tough sell.

Is the issue that the folks are in anachronistic clothing and have gym bodies instead of working bodies?

Thrash unreal

Please be serious. I read the source that I posted; you’re not being clever. Cats don’t magically show up from nowhere. Our culture around cats enables and feeds the feral population. If we didn’t keep cats as pets, and animal control treated them the same way they treat raccoons, then this problem would be dramatically reduced. Probably eliminated, but they might turn into an intractable urban pest.

https://www.nature.com/articles/ncomms2380

! We estimate that free-ranging domestic cats kill 1.3–4.0 billion birds and 6.3–22.3 billion mammals annually. Un-owned cats, as opposed to owned pets, cause the majority of this mortality. Our findings suggest that free-ranging cats cause substantially greater wildlife mortality than previously thought and are likely the single greatest source of anthropogenic mortality for US birds and mammals. !<

Unless, of course, you’re saying that we shouldn’t stop one bad thing because we do other bad things.

We should rethink our attachments to miniature tigers.

True, ethical adoption is an option.

But then I always ran into the issue with how to feed the cute little monsters, which is what this drama is about.

Honestly, it’s easier to not have a cat. Plus I’m allergic, so…

Cats are bad, generally.

They’re killing machines that have a big impact on local wildlife.

A vegan that keeps cats isn’t exactly approaching the situation from a purely vegan-based mentality.

If I graft this cancerous flesh mound onto my head, I’ll be a little taller!

Out of the hundreds of judges, over 97% were born on Earth.

All 97%, and all of the remaining 3%, have lived on or in the orbit of Earth for the past three consecutive years. Their financial records indicate that their income is primarily from terrestrial sources.

My understanding is that in a porn folder one of fictional well endowed characters was apparently supposed to be under aged. I also understand there were numerous horses.

🐎🐴🎠

Guy in the picture is an online politics streamer and has a running “joke” that he’s a pedophile.

AFAIK he’s not and there’s no real evidence supporting it. He is, however, a horse botherer.

Back when the war in Ukraine started someone faked a news story about the “Karkiv Kid Finder”, which got some attention. https://www.reuters.com/article/fact-check/cnn-did-not-tweet-a-story-about-the-kharkiv-kid-finder-idUSL2N2VB0UM/

My cookies are never made with enough RAGE and ANGER

No mixed feelings.

I wish there was more wind.

I like wind.

Mini usb is where it’s at!

Same way we get boll weavils.

Sterilize a ton of mosquitoes, release them into the wild, and have them compete against fertile ones. Over time, the population decreases.