Misleading yet entirely accurate

I’ve just been buying phones a model or two behind the latest generation. Bonus points for a refurbished phone. Saves a ton of money and they’re usually not much less capable than what’s new.

Remember Kif: the fastest way to a woman’s bed is through her parents. Have sex with them and you’re in.

Wolfram was completely indispensable for me during college. I always meant to get into Mathematica as well, but never got around to figuring it out.

You have insulted me and my people with this offer 😡 (unless you add 3 gold/turn)

An excruciating number, yes

I mean, I get that short people have no reason to live (Newman et al.), but turning them into step stools seems a bit cruel

AKA confectioners napalm

If you have a microplane, try grating the garlic. You can get a much bigger punch out of each clove.

So efficient they guard everyone else’s coasts too!

What do you say if you want the trees up?

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Okay, you’re coming in a little hot there. I have no idea what you’re talking about. I’m not deflecting anything. I’m saying that pointing out that there are issues in Australia does not absolve the fact that there are issues in the US. I’m literally only pointing out that it is, in fact, whataboutism. That’s it. I haven’t even touched on the issues themselves, so whatever persona you’ve painted on me and are clearly so passionate about is in your head only.

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There are issues in America

Whatabout Australia?

Yes.

Some people are really weird when it comes to things being “fair.” I forget the details but I remember a study where given the option of getting $100 and a stranger getting $200, a good chunk of people would rather neither of them get anything.

Yeah, Goku’s not broke. Chichi just tells him they’re broke because she thinks him working will make him “respectable.”

Yeah, I don’t get the hate for skibidi toilet. Like, you guys do realize this is literally the exact same shit we used to watch, right?

“Historically, the two countries had cordial relations…”

See, they were friendly!

"…until 1904.”

Oh. Well, they were friendly 120 years ago anyway.