Even this random as tortoise is older than the Confederacy

I am completely out of the loop here but I already know someone important screwed up big time

How to out monster the monster step one:

After learning that there are guys out there that don’t clean their dicks and the amount of people here that know what smegma is making me concerned about other men

He must have mistaken the Krystal meth for ice

After all why call it a hard drive if it doesn’t make you hard

Eh it’s just words and they are more common than just computers every time I work on my cars I sometimes might have to bleed the slave cylinder or fill the master cylinder when doing brake work

Plot twist she knew and that’s why she came in with the outfit

Honestly the only thing they got right is Halloween has been going celebrated way too early granted not as bad as Christmas is but yeah we really need to keep holidays in their months other than that these people can go to hell

Durex: I got some good for ya

I was pretty confused thinking her name was straight up Li

アウトボトは外にロルします

Me when I find out I’m loosing my vision

For me it was particularly easy as it’s only Chevy and Ford cars that still use the imperial system for nuts and bolts so I’ve been making use of the metric system for pretty much every car I’ve worked on and I never really understood ferinhight to start off with as I only really cared about is it going to snow temperature wise so why memorize a number for something your only going to check one time in the year now that I’ve gotten accustomed to Celsius I’m now paying attention to if it’s going to rain or not

Absolutely no one: Facebook at random: WhY dOnT pOsTs LiKe ThIs NeVeR tReNd?

Congratulations it’s a country

Ratatouille if it was made in Japan

Granted I haven’t been around the dating pool very often but from what I’ve seen of cheating it’s rarely because the person is interested in polyamory but because they are simply normal and are trying to take advantage of one aspect of a relationship and fulfill their other desires with a different relationship for example taking advantage of husband A being rich and take advantage of husband B because he’s physically hot both are being taken advantaged of and husband A feels like he’s nothing more than a wallet and husband B feels like he’s nothing more than a dick on top of all that in the US the family court system very heavily favors women so if a girl is not 100% interested in a man it’s quite possible for the man to loose his entire lively hood I will admit this is a pretty male centric take but like I said i haven’t been paying much attention to dating world and i only have the perspective of a man

Considering most of the attempts are from India and Brazil I suspect a service you signed up for has sold your email to unsavory data brokers and now a bunch of scam companies are doing that MFA attack on you

My citation is I’m making a sarcastic joke