I don’t want to touch your hands. Especially if you were being a bit of an ass. Simple as that.

Pretty sure the people who think evolution is a crock just don’t understand biology, whether to shit teachers or defunct critical thinking.

Pretty sure the white stuff is antiperspirant while the blue is just deodorant. Most scents have both kinds and the label should say which is which. I don’t sweat much myself so the antiperspirant def iritated me years ago when I bought the wrong kind.

FFS. As in, for fucks sake, we all know it’s FFS?!

Edit: sorry, drunk after work and reread the question. FFS is my fav.

“Dub-yah”

Does anything really matter?

Confeve!

Also meth. Probably lots of meth.

Knowing how to min max on your 5th farm does kind of take out the charm, but it was a very fun to always start a new farm on a new map.

Morrowind was my intro into elderscrolls and it blew my mind. So many options, dialog, spell crafting, dlc, mods on pc… every iteration after felt kind of empty and lacking. Being able to kill a god or three was something else.

Dark Souls. It was a game that had so many surprises just to fuck you over randomly. Random boulders, hidden enemies, boss mechanics, mimics, hidden gems. Played the hell out of it but the first time was like magic. 2, 3, bloodline, elden ring… I had expectations. Only played a couple hours of demons souls before I dove hard.

Two snares and a high hat fall off a cliff…

I work at a bar with a regular with family and property on Maui. He was frantic trying to get ahold of people but got sent a video of people fleeing with multiple bodies on the ground as they try to escape the flames. Death count is definitely higher.