I love the meme so much though.

But in reality we gotta let those damn sea flap flaps know Steve still got shooters out here.

Probably smart not to punch one though or you might end up like Steve. We got each other’s backs but let’s not commit to doing the same as Steve. For real though if one of them sea crepes tries to step and bubble trash about mah boi Steve, ooooooo imma punch the shit out of it.

Hey guys, check out the dolphin fucker!

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=33zPlnhymCU

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Your mom says you still owe her rent.

It’s sad that it takes pretty people dying to care more. The world is strange. RIP to her and Slava Ukraini.

RIP Alexei Navalny and who knows how many countless others too.

YouTube emos not dead. - https://m.youtube.com/@EmosNotDead/featured

Weenioli weenioli don’t lewd the dragon loli.

Respect to the Spaghettios.

He’s not even 1/4 of the way to being a billionaire. He may as well be scraping shit off the street then trying to pass it off as one of his lavacakes.

https://parade.com/celebrities/gordon-ramsay-net-worth

Who the fuck is the rich chef lmfao?

Every chef I know looks like the dude on the left, but he hasn’t had adderall since work insurance pays shit so instead he subsists on alcohol and cocaine with the rush of order and chaos working the kitchen.

That’s the kindest thing anyone’s ever said to me on the internet. I’d like to be a robot.

How equity works for retirement vs conventional stock.

https://newsilver.com/the-lender/how-many-rental-properties-to-retire/

https://realwealth.com/learn/how-many-rental-properties-to-make-100k/

http://annapurnainteractive.com/en

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Outer Wilds

Journey

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Annapurna_Interactive

They’re describing a job in that scenario too lol.

Yes, people lose their shit once they stop doing their job lol. Landlords in their version are effectively building mechanics and paper pushers keeping their property above board so people can live in it. Most of them I knew all had jobs outside of it too because it doesn’t pay the bills lol.

Yes, it would be phenomenal if they dropped all their extra money into the stock market like your average person but they diversified or put it into equity instead since they didn’t trust stock or had houses willed to them.

I get when people talk about slumlords, or giant corpos. But I’ve had to quote it before that the lionshare of them are people like I mentioned above with corpos buying out more and more in recent years because they’re just as poor as everyone else.

Meanwhile even the most liberal people on here get baited thinking they’re scum. Meanwhile billionaires are still laughing at the poors fighting each other thinking one job is better than other or villifying entire professions still.

Unionize. Reform land and property ownership. Vote in as many Progressive > Democrats to help make that happen. Vote yes on school ballot measures even if you get taxes. Run for government yourself if you loathe who represents you. Grassroot campaigns are hard as hell with a huge uphill battle, but poor people aren’t excluded from government.

I mean, for the most part yeah. With bare bones minimum interaction babies are pretty manageable.

Feed them five times a day. Clean five times a day. Pretty much watch them grow on their own until they gain proper sapience around that year mark. Just don’t go full Potter and you’ll be good. Get earplugs for the times when you really need sleep and keep to a schedule.

After that year, and more like 1.5 years, you gotta put in some more effort but even then, it really doesn’t matter near as much as the internet would have you think. Nature beats Nurture in almost all categories by a sound margin.

Where’s all the people who loathe breakfast because they aren’t hungry until lunch?

Followup question because I’m not one of them. Should we not talk to you until you’ve had your morning coffee and cigarette? You know it doesn’t give you permission to act like a dickweed to everyone Amanda.

Don’t forget lettuce sandwiches.

Look it’s just kid slang. Just because I have a cotton candy flavored condom in my pocket, three packets of cherry lube, a six pack of wine coolers and 12 pack of birthday cake vodka shots doesn’t mean it’s any different from when I use a piece of rabbit skin I rub on my dick every night to fall asleep.

Admittedly, you look and sound much older than I remember but you’re still 14 right?

Cringe.

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