This coming from the guy that can barely handle personal hygiene and lives in abject filth. Just shut the fuck up and play WoW dude.

La li lu le lol?

It’s got my vote.

Drugs are pretty great.

Did you see that ludicrous display last night?

I get the lemonade version sometimes and it only has a couple of grams of sugar, iirc. I like it for hikes and things like that. Usually I’ll get the powder packs and put some in my water bottle.

People always ask who is they, but they never ask how is they. Of course, the answer is also lasers.

Because the Greybeards speak only truth.

Article about technology being used against people

Posted by ZeroCool, known hacker extraordinare

Wake up, sheeple!

Now that’s something I can get behind.

I remember there being complaints about issues with the master collection when it dropped on Steam. How has your experience been? I’ve been considering picking it up.

Shit, the guy lost 50 years?! Might as well just fucking end it for him since you stole his WHOLE FUCKING LIFE!

You come across like Morty after a couple of seasons of adventures with Rick, just used to/not surprised by the unfamiliar shit that’s out there. Like, apathetic to it. I’m honestly in awe of your go with the flow attitude. Also, green ketchup is far superior to blue.

Call of Duty Black Ops 3 has a full co-op campaign and the alternate co-op zombies campaign as well. It’s a good time.

You never need to apologize for Demolition Man. Contemplate this on the Tree of Woe.

Large Fraternal Unit?

Damn, this is more accurate than horoscopes. You got me.

Waluigi for Kart and Mr. Game and Watch for Smash. I have no idea what this says about me.

The best ones are filled with umeboshi (pickled plum) and glazed/fire roasted.

Wish he would do Meme Review again. That was the best.