I felt that one. Been putting off doing a backup and hard reset for months now. I can’t run two apps simultaneously unless I restart my android.

Nice try bot, but Rishi Sunak isn’t the leader of the Labour Party or Reform UK. He’s also what you might call the opposite of a socialist. I think the last two paragraphs you generated are about the other candidates.

Was the “made in China” label originally enforced on imported products to discourage their purchase? I feel like I remember reading that somewhere…

The popemobile has bulletproof glass. If the Goddamn POPE doesn’t believe, why should anyone else?

Big Stroganoff is sponsoring these memes!

Can’t wait for this exact webcomic to be made by a bird that’s seen how we act on TikTok

I really regret opening Lemmy after staring at a procession of magpies hopping past my window now.

You thought that man was the don, but he gave you the FEVER

That’s actually such an accurate description of memes