Huh, socialism really is gay…

Don’t forget the commercials before and after you pay FML

I would rather someone be rude and fight for what’s right then someone nice that’s propagating a system of injustice because “my 15 mins are valuable”

Whoosh that’s were the DV came from.

Chupacabra makes sense, those damn mexican goat thieves.

Huh thought he only did rock

It’s easier to be gay then colored. There’s some real conspiracies behind that.

Wait, so you’re saying my friends named Washington and Franklin might have some dark history?

Blursed

I stopped buying consoles after they wanted to charge me to use the internet. That’s not how this works.

I think it was a jail protection things.

Right? We both now he views women as objects.

Tobey Mcguire in my ass…

Meh no so bad

IKR? She she wouldn’t look at the bill. “I sense a disturbance in the force…”

I was wondering how Cuba and China made it so high. I know the Chinese lie about everything.

I like “WHERE DA HOES AT?!?!?!”

Had no idea busty Natalie Portman was missing in my life, but now I do.

It’s called colored tax. I have 15 going over 10 km tickets. They’re bulshit charges that are brought up when “they feel like it”.

We tried that before and we ended up with ghost Pokémon. Is that what you want?

Viva la vida