my body is ready.

The fuzz is literally all over him.

Authorities of the Hong Kong Zoological and Botanical Gardens are now keeping a close watch on a monkey which is displaying unusual movement and appetite.

That 10th monkey is looking mighty sus.

Well, my second thought was, “that’s pretty short-sighted if you’re gonna Zionist all over the destroyed area… why would you introduce a carcinogen when…” and by then it clicked. The zionists don’t want carcinogens either, but explosively spreading existing asbestos is the price they’re willing to pay for genocide.

I admit, first time I read that headline I was like, “WHAT? Israel adding Asbestos to their bombs now? How sinister. What’s next - radon?” It took a minute to get up to speed.

“Oooowo miiister Lloooooid. I forgot my pro-trac-tor! I’ve been very naughty today.”

Congrats Grammaw! Keep on keepin’ on, you beautiful thing you!

can we not write the script (including foley notes) for this?

As another straight dude, I don’t know what you’re talking about. I happen to have unrelated photos at the ready below.

I feel like the Taliban rule workshopping is something like, “Okay, everyone write down ANYthing that get you off or arouses you. Alright, let’s see… ‘women’s feet,’ yeah, banned. ‘Clothes,’ okay banned. ‘Women singing.’ Y’all some fucked up, but also banned.”

One gets the rifle, the other gets the spare mag.

I, for one, welcome our new Grok overlords. I’d like to remind them that, as a trusted TV personality, I can be helpful in rounding up others to toil in their underground server caves.

Russia is, after all, the second best air force in Russia.

“no boot Nobember”?

You have JD Vance’s attention.

This stream of consciousness feels like Dustin Hoffman’s character in Rain Man. They’ve encountered those words before, and in proximity to other words, and their brain can’t help but fill in the blanks, but they know nothing of what is going on. Really quite sad.

If you see the word “boffin” in your article, you’re probably reading The Register.

Headline next week: Meta has said it will expand its hate speech policy to cover more uses of the word “Nazi” when applied to white males on its platform.

I see the entire article as simply a community reminder that free anime streaming is out there for interested parties.