Isn’t this the device that required you to take out the battery in order to change the game?

It’s the worst day to be on the internet.

Further division and in-fighting among leftist communities is a benefit known soley to the capitalist.

I don’t doubt it, so I’m drinking my fill while I can.

A slideshow would be great when my hands are full of toys

Probably the same ridiculously optimistic Toad from the Mario movie.

All I use reddit for is porn now, so the ads are really easy to spot. Like if I see someone trying to show me tupperware when I was just looking at goth girls and femboys, I know to keep scrolling.

Haven’t you heard? Autocracy is all the rage these days. Just where have you been, darling?

Not everybody, according to some of the comments in this very post.

You have more in common with those soldiers than you do with the warpigs pulling the strings that led them to their deaths.

“Hey, let’s go eat the rich, soldier!”

-Karlach from my daydreams