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Cake day: December 29th, 2023

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  • Farva : Give me a double bacon cheeseburger.

    Burger Guy : [into mic] Double baco cheeseburger. It’s for a cop.

    Farva : What the hell’s that all about? You gonna spit in it now?

    Burger Guy : No, I just told him that so he makes it good.

    [into mic] Burger Guy : Don’t spit in that cop’s burger.

    Farva : Yeah, thanks.

    Second Burger Guy : Roger, hold the spit.

    Farva : Gimme a pie… apple.

    Burger Guy : Want me to hold the spit? Hah, just kidding officer Farva.

    Burger Guy : Want me to dimpa-size your meal for 25 cents?

    Farva : Want me to punch-a-size your face, for free?

    Burger Guy : It’s only 25 cents, and look how much more you get.

    Thorny : Look, kid, he doesn’t want it.

    Farva : I can handle this, Thorn. I don’t want it!

    Burger Guy : Uhh, right. Beverage?

    Farva : Gimme a litre o’ cola.

    Burger Guy : What?

    Farva : A litre o’ cola!

    Burger Guy : [into mic] Litrecola? Do we sell litrecola?

    Thorny : Will you just order a large, Farva?

    Farva : I don’t want a large farva. I want a goddamn litre o’ cola!

    Burger Guy : I don’t know what that is!

    Farva : Litre is French for… give me my fuckin’ cola before I break VOUS FUCKIN’ LIP!












  • I recall this being announced earlier in the year, and it’s the result of current (5yr) contracts expiring and not specifically tied to a recent development in the war or anything like that. CERN just decided not to renew contracts with Russian scientists who are solely affiliated with Russian institutes but had to wait for them to run out, and as the article points out, this already happened to scientists from Belarus back in June.