You’re using Yelp, your first mistake.

They ought to release a new phone every six months so morons keep buying them and my stocks continue to soar.

I hate Elon. There is no grey area in that statement.

As much as I hate Elon, self-driving cars are the future and will be way safer than some idiot behind the wheel

No shit.

Post-nut-clarity ad placement is prime real estate in the ad business.

Surprised they’re not asking for peoples’ firstborns.

Dude has probably landed more women than the majority of Lemmy users combined.

Very true… They harvest my nut sessions no doubt.

What a stupid fucking post. I’m grateful every day I don’t have a runny nose or sore throat as I know how completely miserable I am when I do have either of those.

Google harvests your sleeping patterns to sell more targeted ads.

Mcanus

Dweeb lords stuck in prior years.

Fuckin’ Russians.

Star Citizen sounds right up my alley in terms of game content and play, but I will never touch it due to the business model they’ve chosen.

Who else doesn’t see ads in Gmail? I never have and have been using it since its inception.

The UN holds zero authority when I’m putting my country’s best interests forward.

Don’t evacuate, you might be killed. It’s really not that hard of a concept.

Team Fortress 3: Micro Transact

They were told to evacuate. They didn’t.