Crap. Are lizard people real, too?
Oh shit am I the camel?
But hey, at least we got to sell more ad space by printing another article about it…
Pass
Shocked gasp!
Want to make a “firing range” pun, but nothing’s coming to me…leaving this as a placeholder in case inspiration strikes later.
9 inches.
I’d like to believe that, too, but the line between “clever troll” and “actual idiot” is hard to discern.
Ok, boomer.
That’s the claque, baby.
I got my vasectomy done through Planned Parenthood. I had to go in for a screening first where they asked questions like, “Are you sure you want to do this?” and I said yeah and they said, “Really sure?” and I said yeah, so they said “OK cool, come back in two weeks and we’ll snip snip.”
Very easy process, highly recommend.
I got as far as “cum library” and stopped reading.
I was going to counter with, “what about Real Time w/ Bill Maher,” but I’ve never actually seen that show so you’re still correct.
Yes, because this one was immediately recognized as BS and the guy who wrote it was sentenced to 3 years hard labour in gaol. So not even a good fake.