Ngl I think they’re kinda cute. If I see one I pick it up, put it outside and wash my hands. Only one “visit” has turned into an infestation so far but that time I had to exterminate them with poison and an air gun. It still weighs on me.

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Exactly, it might sound bizarre at first but at the end of the day cremation is a massiv waste. They’re actually testing boiling corpses instead of burning them to save energy so all things considered this solution might be the less strange one.

German children’s magazine. “Bussi bear”.

No but he was also left hanging

It may have been a boot

This happens a lot more than you’d think. I experienced something similar in Dachau and the guide told me if someone does something unhinged/disrespectful during a tour there’s a 9 out of 10 chance it’s a descendant of a holocaust victim. She didn’t say why she thought that is but she said it’s something that puts the staff on edge whenever there’s an Israeli group visiting. I’m surprised they got the cops involved though.

Help I have two of these things stuck in my throat

Does anyone else smell burnt toast?

As a German I’m inclined to agree

Small enough for insertion even

I think about this image every morning

Quite literally makes you speechless

Make americans vote between the two. I feel like that’s gonna be more decisive than the last election.