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South Korean dude looks like a hard boiled detective out to clear his name lol
South Korean dude looks like a hard boiled detective out to clear his name lol
Dear God.
What hath we wrought?
Someone got the US intelligence briefing that they’d be fucked if they continue on the path they are on.
Wish Version Iron Man:
"Really? Do you think its 2010 again?
This is the fuuuuuuttttuuurrreeee!!!"
snorts Ketamine and twirls out the door
We can’t even come together to wear a peice of cloth to slow the spread of a virus.
Thanks, I misspelled his first name, too.
Didn’t have my morning coffee and get fully woken up before that, lol
“The pursuit of technology exists to make human life easier and more pleasurable, but once such forces intrude upon the most intimate parts of our lives, we then forfeit our very soul.”- Kevin Conway aka The Control Voice
The Outer Limits was fucking awesome!
Time for the US Navy to sail in and say “Whatsup, bitches?”
Shake a sword at us and our Marines stationed on the ship will eat it with a side of crayons.
Never listen to the little brain in yo pants, brah.
Especially if it’s a Russian.
All I see if the kills in 48 hours. Plus it’s good to learn about shit that kills you that quickly.
Wash your hands because it’s in your poo!
Read the article lol. It’s literally in like the forth paragraph
Hexbear is leaking again.
Any of them arrive in the time honored Russian tradition of:
A) on fire
B) pouring smoke from hidden fire
C) shooting each other
D) all of the above
If they kept those 4 near Ukraine, they’d be sunk by now too 🤣
By attempting a dick waving contest they are making sure they don’t end up in Davy Jones Locker.
Things like this that make me wish we still had the pillory punishment.
Look at his smug little smile. He knows they are not going to do shit. The smile would fade quickly if he faced 6 hours locked up being pelted with rotting vegetables and fruit in 90° heat.
Man I wish Gilbert Gottfried was still alive. He did the best Kushner impersonation
Wild. Yeah, he was probably squirming more that normal, or the teacher heard the AI voice.
Ukrainian Special Forces Unit To Have R And R In Caribbean. “We Look Forward To A Relaxing Yet Dynamite Vacation” Says Officer.
Ukraine Special Forces:
Get your swim trunks and sun tan lotion, lads! We going to the Caribbean for a couple of weeks!
Boeing:
Guys!! Good news! You’re not stranded! We just can’t get you back for a couple of mo…er…weeks! Yeah! That’s the ticket!
Astronauts:
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