I’m still processing 1938

No those are 14

I see seven

Are my eyes fucked up

sorry wrong post

i love eating mosquitoes

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The proportions are weird (everyone is much taller than 2 blocks), the extremely saturated world looks weird, the green-screen looks awful, why the hell is Jack Black Steve

This genuinely looks very cheap

this is me rn

I see where you’re coming from, and while I agree that Jesus was born in Bethlehem and that Rome ruled over Spain, I still feel that connecting them doesn’t quite work for me. The geographical link is there, but the historical and cultural contexts are pretty different imo

Actually yeah you’re right i’m sorry, here’s the sources:

2 - https://youtu.be/E_JKBxgeNpk
3 - https://youtu.be/Nqbn_2vPuH4
4 - https://youtu.be/oepZEt8Xybw
6 - https://youtu.be/HJCOqDMim4E

I didn’t find videos for the 1st and the 5th but the 5th can be found here https://runrun.es/investigacion/287990/las-54-frases-mas-celebres-de-maduro-para-festejar-su-cumpleanos/?tztc=1 and here https://citas.in/frases/2017221-nicolas-maduro-mucha-coincidencia-que-maten-a-alguien-y-al-dia-si/

and the 1st apparently is from Brooke Shields??? I swear I read somewhere that it was Maduro who said that… it does sound like something Maduro would say though… anyway…

You can find a couple of yt videos of these by searching for “nicolas maduro frases graciosas” or something

But yeah, they’re (sadly) real

Kinda, yeah

Here’s a few other phrases i really like from him:

Smoking kills you, and if you die you have lost a very important part of your life.

The cold war of 1715

What is a gremlin? It’s a monster that hates christmas

The 35 hours of the day

It is too much of a coincidence that someone is killed and the next day he is dead.

Jesus Christ was Palestinian and was crucified by the Spanish Empire

… Yeah, he’s very intelligent, as you can see

I always thought the same thing, they’re very similar

PLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASE

Grok is indeed based

i dont care if y’all downvote me, i’m ALWAYS eating the crust!