I am the walrus.

I had an old Twitter account I barely used but I sould still hop on here and there to troll some chuds. After the election that account was booted, yeah.

Are… are you me?

Because that is my exact experience.

TAYLOR SWIFT WE NEED YOU! WHERE ARE YOU? DON’T LEAVE US WE NEED HELP!

This is obviously tounge in check but it feels closer to real than it should be.