Ooh it’s because when we were babies we put everything in our mouths! The brain (and tongue) remembers.

So what you’re saying is there’s a market for pony diapers?

Fellow mom, working class.

Done

Taylor swift got you

That’s their deluded way of stealing the song. Real eyes realize real lies

I like grabbing my brush and doing a little makeup in the morning to start the day

Aww yall are cute :) eloquence is a skill one must practice regularly. I agree you are quite good at typing out shit

I see a pearl necklace

Kill…meee… hopefully

Lookat datboi

Why do?

What’s some good “sitting in my car listening to classical” music you’d recommend?

Why do you hate?

Blinded by the lights. Revved up like a douche another roller in the night

Same. This.

Edited to add: fuck redtit

I attempted to uplemmy but instead i collapsed the comment.

Quite the stand up dude

Put it in me NOW

Seeing this made me happy!