I cannot disagree.

Turning my brain off to global affairs once or twice a week is essential to my sanity.

Since I’m not in Denmark and I’m big fan of Nordic women beauty type, do you have a link?

We have a meticulously curated list over here at our Pirated Pornography Board.

I’d expect medicine to be highly precisely crafted in labs by highly educated professionals and that it’d be difficult and perhaps dangerous to make and take your own medicine. I could be wrong.

You’re not wrong—all of 4TVC’s work is extremely dangerous. Not as dangerous as you’d think, though. And, compared to living a life crushed by debilitating disease or debt, do those risks outweigh the outcome? Probably not.

Don’t bring Zizek into this, let the lava buck skeleton talk.

Sometimes I’m a put things on the fries fella, sometimes I’m a dippin’ boy. There’s no bad answer—only good fries!

Turkey would have actually gotten a shiny platinum medal if there were no ffffffeeeeeeemales on the team.

But NATO did start the simple and delicious vanilla cupcake recipe…

A Linux Wizard does not require a calendar. They simply arrive exactly when they are supposed to.

Web 3.0 is, more or less, what timeshares were to our predecessors. Here’s a thing you can theoretically use, but in practice, it’s useless and just cons you out of a ton of cash. And the theoretical thing will never actually exist.

Meanwhile, I am permanently banned from YouTube for uploading a 45 second clip of an episode of Star Wars Rebels as a private video to share with my kids, after we just (legally) watched it and they thought it was cool.

Such a good system.

They did. It’s true.

Short answer: No.

Long answer: Your laptop desires are common, but unprofitable. Even if manufacturers charged twice as much for them, they’d lose out in the long run. Because you wouldn’t need to buy a new one every three years.

It’s the same problem that mobile phones have. Year after year, the number one complaint in consumer surveys is: “I want longer battery life!” It’s been like that for 20 years now. You’re never gonna see it. The battery having a short daily life—as well as a short lifecycle (before you have to bin the device because the battery isn’t replaceable)—is an intentional design choice. It ensures you keep buying The Coolest New Thing every few years. That’s money in the bank, baby!

Nope this is a real cybertruck.

If you didn’t play EverQuest with Roger Wilco, don’t even talk to me about voice chat.

And always remember! Be bold! Be brave! Sorry, but as a large language model I am unable to assess ethical questions of that nature! And always follow your dreams!

I made bootleg tapes for my friends. I remember Little Feat and The Band were pretty popular choices.

Nate is just coping about being so devastatingly wrong about his “96% chance of victory!” prediction.

Besides, it shouldn’t have been that close to begin with. The 2016 election should have been a wham bam slam jam thank you ma’am landslide win for the Democrats, on the scale of Reagan v. Mondale. The fact that it wasn’t should concern you about the party’s competence and/or goals.

The first person to take a diagonal shortcut while walking understood it.

Today I learned: the “conspiracy theory” about the oil industry killing electric cars in the 90’s was absolutely true.