Maybe many people do, but there must be some people that are just boring and don’t teach you anything.

That would be the case if corporations owned all the LLMs. However, it is possible to run open weights LLMs locally on your one hardware.

The only drug I do is either prescription drugs, or the caffeine I get from the occasional chocolate.

Haven’t read the article, yet, but this makes me think of the Douglas Adams maths that’s only true in restaurants