Mr. Zeus

Anything to the effect of “this ring isn’t expensive enough” is the only reason you need to never marry that person.

wow…that’s a downer

Apple got rich by using slave labor.

what do you think the odds are that guy is just an angry policy holder that didn’t get something he needed?

I do have standards. It’s easy to make good pizza, you’d have to be an idiot with zero culinary skills to mess it up

there’s no excuse for making a bad pizza. It’s pizza, it’s very hard to do it wrong

Yeah, but Arby’s is gross.

A lot of doctors hate dealing with the insurance companies as much as we do. They have to deal with medical insurance on both sides.

They all get frustrated whenever they have to not help someone they’re perfectly capable of helping