Jesus, stop being dumb. Socialist and National Socialist are on the complete opposite ends of the political spectrum. The first is left, the second is far right.

This is like ELI5 but better. I just can’t put my finger on why

Oh you sweet summer child.

Next you’ll tell us you also have an imaginary character that runs besides your car and does parcour on fences, buildings and poles

Newborn

I heard a lot of complaints about Python, but it’s looks weren’t any of them. It’s the sexiest language out there.

Since I moved to python I wish all languages would just drop brackets, they’re dirt.

It’s funny when you just have to write 5 words but then you still mess it up. You had 5 jobs!

What happened to your Xylophone?

You still need food, clothes, Internet etc

Okay, but now explain Hard and Soft