That’s the game!

I like to play a little game when the bus shows up: 5 minutes early or 10 minutes late?

I had to read E.M. twice because at first my brain translated it as Entitled Mother (which doesn’t seem too far off)

I’ll believe it when I see it

I wasnt able to upgrade to fiber internet until about 2017

I recently had to reinstall windows on a coworker’s laptop because it wouldn’t boot (hard drive is probably failing). I couldn’t even format the drive because bitlocker was bit locking and the only way to turn it off is through the control panel (again, PC would not boot). I ended up having to delete the entire partition so I could reformat and install.

What’s Trump’s stance on Israel?

But those bugs reject our Managed Democracy!!1

Yes but this time with intent

What if they were raised in a hermetically sealed environment, dried out, ground into a fine powder, then added to batter to make pancakes?

What have you done to my boy Fido!?

It’s just Swamp German

That’s a shame, I prefer my burgers served on a snow shovel

Here in the US it’s Ginger Ale

Always has been

Fun fact: PLU’s (Product Lookup Units) are searchable on Google, though it’ll look like you’re just on your phone while at the register

Merkuh

At least the stickers have the PLU on them, helps for self-checkout. So mostly useless

Where I live the only fruits that don’t have stickers are tomatoes.

-Sent from my living rock