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The monkey’s paw curls…
Around hitlers dick
The monkey’s paw curls…
Around hitlers dick
This. Especially the second half.
The awwwwtism range
A thief to be
Looking for opportunity
Honorable mentions that could be swapped with any of my bottom 4:
Eve online
Total war Warhammer 2/3
Baldurs gate 3
Minecraft
Elden ring
Borderlands 2
Pokemon emerald
Fallout 4
Monster Hunter world
Chivalry II
Gears of war 2
PUBG
Escape from Tarkov
Call of duty: World at war
Roughly in that order
$The$same$company$that$bundles$ bloat/mal/spyware$on$new$devices$
$$$Whatever$$$could$$$they$$$be$$$thinking$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$
Maybe you wouldn’t
Yes
They are called CEO CIO or CTO
Xcom2 had a nice “feature” where if you hit capslock right when the mission starts to load it paused all animations and actually loaded the damn mission far quicker than normal
Yes hello
I would also like for you to pay me $20 (your choice of currency)
After you delete discord please send $20 to my lemmy account.
Ive been trying to figure this out all day and thats not it
Im pretty sure ive conflated parts of Mr murder and a completely different author/book called the mark of the assassin and honestly maybe parts of a 3rd book i havent remembered yet
I read those ~15 years ago
I think ive also ready exactly one koontz book
I think it involved a child genius inventing time travel with something that looked like salt and pepper shakers because his family was being targeted by an assassin for some reason
Also might have been a fever dream not sure
Nah this is real I was there
Trust me im a dentist
🏴☠️
Babe wake up new lemmy lore just dropped
Im almost certain eternally filling out myworkday applications will be my personal hell
Theyll divide further and eat each other
Only option theyll have as they always need an in group that is simultaneously stong and infallible yet vulnerable and an outgroup which is simultaneously useless/lazy/deplorable but also an organized threat to the ingroup
See the 50 different sects of Christianity for examples
They cant even agree on how to please sky daddy
Hell yeah.
Fuck adobe.
I submitted a complaint about this exact thing to one of the government sites so im going to pretend I had a part in this