Everyday when I talk to my wife. I should learn to shut the fuck up sometimes

It’s not like there’s corruption in the Supreme Court or anything. Thank god we have them to trust.

I rented one in California. I was never been so frustrated with a car before in my life. There are no knobs, for ANYTHING. Everything is done through the touchscreen. Try navigating the A/C system in traffic. Or as the sun goes down and the screen brightness doesn’t dim, blinding you as you drive. I will never buy a Tesla, and it starts with the UI of the car. Elon is just the icing on that shit cake.

I’ve been given less by employers

I bet they didn’t even upgrade or install a second alternator.

Maybe we should break into their home and see if they want to start peace negotiations. Because nobody calls the police when that happens. Give us half your stuff and we will leave.

That depends if it’s flaccid or not

But where is my satanic ritual room?! Sex before marriage lounge is a nice touch tho.

Dodge made a Viper with the color “yorange”. You can tell the difference in this photo

This has strong dad vibes