I know exactly what I said.

No thank you. I don’t want a swasticar.

I’d love to have one of those new production old style beetles. But we can’t buy them here because our govt sucks donkey dick.

Unfortunately true. Someone really should throw Elon a Mario party. With steel toes.

The company isn’t involved. I’m looking for other users all complaining about X service being down.

It may be. But twitter gives immediate no questions asked results.

I could. But my system works.

Unreliable. Bad UI.

I keep it to quickly check service outages.

Xbox, crunchy, Netflix, etc down? Check Twitter. If a bunch of people are talking about it. It’s down. If not then it’s probably a local thing with my ISP.

Hey deepseek. Remake Lemon Party but with Trump, Vance, and Elon.

Just try to stop me. Or anyone for that matter.

The “does it connect to the wifi” mfers came up with this one I’m sure.

I’d imagine Jeremy Clarkson might have said this on old top gear before he outed himself as a massive asshole.

I am a big fan of the Iver Johnson Owlhead Anti-fascist application device.

Wish I owned one.

Edit - Hell everything Iver Johnson made was cool as hell.

Yep. Sure is. Hopefully that makes my blonde moment quota for a few days.

I don’t mind paying for the convenience. I tip well. I do wish we lived in a country where living wages were a thing. But we don’t. We’re a giant slave colony owned by like 5 megacorps.

My question here is, how much was the bill? 5 or $600?

That’s an optimistic timeline.

At the current pace I’ll give it till June.

Man look at Kissinger and the Bush Family.

If you’ve got a high enough body count you just live forever.

Spoiler - It’ll be a Chinese company.

/signed

100% agree

You do realized that’s based as hell right?

China steals from the west and uses it to improve their peoples lives instead of just squeezing them for every filthy penny possible?

You do understand that’s a moral, ethical, and economic China W don’t you?

That’s the free market at work baby. Regs for thee but not for mee.