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The Elden Lord needs to kill some more dragons.
The Elden Lord needs to kill some more dragons.
We are required to show up one day a week, but my employer usually buy breakfast and/or lunch. It’s a decent meal, not a shitty half slice of pizza.
None of us dress up. Not the bosses, the lawyer, no one. We sit in the conference room looking like it’s finals weeks. No one cares, and we get more done.
It’s a new kind of sandwich you take a couple bites out of them throw it away in front of homeless people.
Be careful when playing. People are reporting in reviews that their game files are getting corrupted after falling off ledges in various dungeons. People losing 100+ hour games.
Just fire more of those stupid engineers and scientists and run some more AI on it. Us business majors know best!
“Made in the USA” can be sewing on the label in a factory that hires >50 people.
They replaced their management, who were mostly engineers with MBA’s, to business majors with MBA’s who worship Jack Welch. The IQ in the room plummeted as the ghost of Welch demanded sacrifices for short term gains so they might one day get their golden parachute.
Sand drag racing at the end of a long road trip. It’s just not practical!
Nanotechnology, finally my penis will be heralded as a hero!
Darkness…imprisoning me…all that I see…absolute horror
Pfft, like that ever stopped them.
“Early release here we come!”
For this particular design, they could have powered the earth by connecting turbines to the eyes of every engineer and project manager from us all rolling them in the back of our heads upon hearing “no cost overruns or delays”.
There is a lot of old money where I grew up, and it was funny hearing about Blackrock trying to buy their properties. They would offer these people ten times the value, but old money was just “but, that’s just a little bit more money in the money bin. I have a massive house and estate to look at the peasants. Why would I bother?”
Nah, it’s just the 0.004% probability coming out.
He could always learn it. Maybe go to his local community college and take a programming class. He could take an intro physics class as well. Might help him out.
My kids can also make poop dragon pictures. Has entertained them for hours.
Look up how much pollution is made from the massive shipping boats when they get into international waters and start burning bilge oil.
That depends on the show they put on. There are many of us that would pay a few bucks to watch someone use a vibrator that powerful on themselves.
I plan on building my own Golden Gate Bridge (to scale) and then jump off!
They don’t have any kind of single player option which turns off a lot of players. It looked really cool, but as soon as I found out to really experience the game you have to play with others, became immediately uninterested.