Can’t have sex with it either.

I would watch that.

But Poirot loves to eat trees!

Passing the controller around the room playing God of War 3 on Wednesday nights.

I always go six minutes. Fight me.

That’s probably 2% of their holiday bonus!

I’m here for the same reasons. I’m still figuring it out. So far so good though.

I’m mired in grief and loneliness. Where’s my massage? I guess I’m not eligible.

BAM! Herpes