That escalated fist.

She only comes out at night, though.

Shouldn’t it be “he consulted his 4th brother”? Unless there’s one we don’t know about… yet.

Something involving beans and jeans, more like.

It’s about liability. Companies don’t want their salt returned to them after x years, especially not with some lame excuse. So they just define an expiration date y that’s far off enough to not drive customers away, but still minimizes the risk of complaints.
If a (big) customer successfully complains within this time span, they’ll simply decrease it.

🎶 Smile, darn ya, smile
You know this great world is a good world after all 🎶

This is fucking dangerous. Total watershed event.

That’s pretty much the basic premise of the Chuang Tzu.

Huh, I never noticed the toilet on a chess board.

Cool. Now if you were to stack these eggs in 3D, would you create an hcp or an fcc lattice?

And that’s how I met your mother.

Pants down and you could be donating your own turds to the park. Equilibrium restored.

You mean funny, like a clown?

Surely they must mean pheromones.

Whoah.

Needs more “Yes/ Ask again later” pseudo-choices.

♪ Nightswimming, remembering that night
September’s coming soon, I’m pining for the moon ♪

Ceci n’est pas un cigar.

But did Bibi also kiss the hem of Don’s garment?