I mentioned to that guy that he MIGHT want to turn his lights off or there would be kids all night, but walking past at the end of our evening, all his lights were on still.

I think this is definitely part of it. When I was a kid, lights == giving out candy. Now, tonight, I had multiple trick-or-treaters almost go by my house before they noticed I was sitting outside with a bowl, despite the lights and decorations.

That’s why I don’t store it with the Amontillado.

Don’t! Be evil!

One of the three carriers in Canada is about to do away with prepaid entirely in December. That said, I have a pretty affordable monthly plan and I buy my phones outright.

Got it, pump sulfur into the atmosphere to stop climate change.

Too spicy for me

Looks cool! Oh… it’s already on my wishlist!

Tool did that once. Die Eier von Satan. It’s a pretty different recipe than scones, though.

I genuinely am pretty stable under pressure. What happens, though, is that work will just keep piling on the pressure until you hit your breaking point.

Sorry, but the only sports games I play are racing games. So not all Canadians.

It’s impressive that he managed to avoid touching any grass for 11 years!

3900 games here.

I guess it’s time to switch to Linux finally.

That wasn’t Good Will Hunting, that was The Dead Poets Society.

I can’t wait!

Don’t give up skeleton!

A poop knife?

America loves their school shootings. If they didn’t, they would’ve done something about it by now.

No, they hire a lot of temporary foreign workers from India.

That’s what Tim Hortons did in Canada!