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Cake day: June 12th, 2023

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  • Well…maybe, but my original teacher stopped teaching in the middle of the school year. There were rumors of him getting a BJ from a student and being fired. He might have just retired. You know rumors. They moved in a couple different temp teachers to fill in for the last half of the year. One of them was bored one week and just started playing the trilogy. Good old ‘principles of technology’ class.

















  • I am kinda curious about the “I don’t care how much you know beyond this question.”

    The fact that this was stated and that he doesn’t want to know anything beyond his sue-a-judge question is amusing to me. It means he has been told so many times how stupid it is to try and sue a judge when you are clearly in the wrong and might be thrown in jail. He has been told that he is wrong so many times that he is being pre-emptive and letting people know just how set he is in his journey.

    Enjoy being picked up for a random speeding ticket and not knowing why you’re in jail.




  • That reminds me of that monk joke…

    A new monk joins an abbey and dedicates his life to copying ancient books by hand.

    After the first day though, he reports to the head priest. He’s concerned that all the monks have been copying copies made from still more copies.

    “If someone made a mistake,” he points out. “It would be impossible to detect. Even worse, the error would continue to be made.”

    A bit startled, the priest decides he better check their latest effort against the original which is kept in a vault beneath the abbey. A place only he has access to.

    Well two days, then three days pass without the priest resurfacing. Finally, the new monk decides to see if the guy is alright. When he gets down there though, he discovers the priest hunched over both a copy and the original text. He is sobbing and by the looks of it has been sobbing for quite some time.

    “Father?” the monk whispers.

    “Oh my goodness,” the priest wails. "The word is ‘celebrate.’ "