But they don’t want you to switch to “the new cool stuff”. They want you to switch to “the ad serving platform”

We’d have to ask the Supreme Court if that’s the case and the way those “super neutral judges” act… maybe we wait until after the election for that one.

If Donald is immune, isn’t Kamala immune if she orders the FBI to throw him in the brig if (please, don’t fuck this up! VOTE!) she becomes president?

Oh, you actually believed that story? Whoops. Sorry! It was actually me who ate your Cheetos and downed your Vodka.

It doesn’t. It will require you to reboot for every god-damned line of code that has changed.

Na, nothing. Did an update today. Nothing bad happened at al, Because why would it?

Many of the machines in question will have safe mode walled off for security reasons anyway.

I really have a hard time deciding if that is the scandal the article makes it out to be (although there is some backpedaling going on). The crucial point is: 8% of the decisions turn out to be wrong or misjudged. The article seems to want us to think that the use of the algorithm is to blame. Yet, is it? Is there evidence that a human would have judged those cases differently? Is there evidence that the algorithm does a worse job than humans? If not, then the article devolves onto blatant fear mongering and the message turns from “algorithm is to blame for deaths” into “algorithm unable to predict the future in 100% of cases”, which of course it can’t…

But you are only allowed to report things that seem important to Americans in any community that might be visited by Americans. Come on, everybody knows that.

/S

I got a toddler at home. I’m very familiar with their product range :P

In a country that has neither got anything to do with Trump nor with the shooting… Someone needs to pamper a certain voter demographic, I’d say

Yeah, the old internet was rotten to the core.

Wait! You’re telling me that there is supposed to be some cohesion to that word salad?!

I love the smell of salmonella and the feeling of egg white clots on my skin

They’ve got no time to post because they’re busy watching all the things they want without taking on another job to pay for another dozen or so subscriptions.

I’ll tell you when you’re old enough.

You still have Netflix?

You added the “…and willing” part by yourself there.

I’m not sure if you actually know how “making out” works. Like… At all

Edit: Wait a goddamn minute! You keep virtue signaling here how sexist and sexual assaulty this meme is and posted this power fantasy trip of a response yourself?!

“Did you expect you were enough. Work for it!”

Get out of here!

What the heck?! Dude, this meme is not about that.

I like my jokes as I like two men walking into a bar: without any logical coherence whatsoever