“I’ve been given an RTF, because these are still somehow a thing, better open in WordPad”

This is an IT job in a nutshell

Not only will they find it, they’ll end up going to the sketchier sites that don’t do the age verification because they’re not well known enough and not following the laws and they’ll likely get something infected on the computer/network or worse.

If you’re the real guy, I am so happy to see you here.

It’s like celebrity children. One day it’s, “Lil’ Bow-Wow enters 2nd grade” and two years later it’s “Lil’ Bow-Wow celebrates his 4th child with his 20 year wedding anniversary coming up”