Not a stack of roombas in a trenchcoat.
Better yet, she only had to pay for one wedding!
You know he ain’t gonna fly
everybody’s disney until your Xterra is found stuck in the wall of a Wild Birds Unlimited
Do they have subtitles in jive?
probably something like this
Now watch it transform into a Decepticon.
Of COURSE she’s going to tell it’s a fake! You forgot the red Nintemdo Sw¡tch logo in the corner!
I have done nothing but teleport yeast for three days.
“Honey, I think there was a mix-up at the hospital.”
“What makes you say that?”
Delightfully devilish disruptive, Elon.
Is there a Sharks/Jets streetfight preference setting?
Me trying to explain the backstory of Britain’s longest-running sci-fi series
heck, I’d settle for half a Short Circuit
“Okay, I did it. I have painted your cat.”
“Grand! Is it framed yet?”
“Is it WHAT.”
“Framed, my good fellow! I want the portrait framed!”
“The… I will be right back.”
an angry purple cat runs about in the background
light a match and find out
Skynet later released a statement regarding the event, stating that it was “really just an honest mistake” and that it still intends to continue with their plan of letting humanity destroy itself.
Throws out all of the baby, and none of the bathwater. Saves hundreds on water bills!
That is CLEARLY a joveseat