And so will you, one day, I’m sure

Lembas bread

Somewhere, an omelette is smiling

Lol I’m sorry what’s that again? 17,000?!?!

Let’s see if it’s loaded! CLICK CLICK CLICK CLICK CLICK CLICK. Nope.

Oh there will still be TV…just be ready for 20 different iterations of The Temptation Love Island Bachelor At First Sight is Blind or some such bullshit.

You jump to the right and you shake a hand, then you jump to the left and you shake their hand. You meet new friends and you tie some yarn. And that’s how you do the Scarn.