All the other kids with the pumped-up kicks
All the other kids with the pumped-up kicks
Please owner, I seek death. Release me from my torment and… Oh fuck is that the wind? barks uncontrollably
Brewing beer and baseline jumping off building’s as your bros cheer you on. Apparently friar’s where the precursors to frat bros.
The Nelson’s are about to find out…
That their son used an entire bottle of Elmer’s glue and now sleeps face down to keep that mohawk standing up. They’ll spend time understanding his interests because they love him very much.
Gotta lick the wrapper after you slide them off.
Good, nothing is exclusive because of when you were born.
The Shrek paradox
So… everytime I nut it’s like a microplastic glitter cannon?
🎉🎉🎉
Nothing more precious than reminding your lil’ squirt that you once raw dogged mommy and turned her into a boston cream doughnut.
Old rich white people get results.
Live in a slum lords apartment building. I like to pretend I’m in the woods after the leaves have fallen when I go get a glass of water in the dark.
Can’t wait to fight Thomas
Carpet my hole?