

He’s got kids and grandkids.
Darwin award doesn’t apply here.
He gets the Herman Caine award.
Someone called me “Grateful Dead Grampa” the other day, and that pretty much sums it up.
He’s got kids and grandkids.
Darwin award doesn’t apply here.
He gets the Herman Caine award.
Could have been 17 at the last election, that’d stretch it to 21 maybe.
You only think that because you’re the kid with the bank bag
So it’s a shitty crop used for rage bait.
I fucking hate people.
This is not a thing.
We like pepperoni rolls and sausage biscuits.
Not. This.
The insect apocalypse is real.
Every gas station used to carry bug-b-gone to get the guts off your windshield and headlights.
We’re something like 75% down seasonally and 80% down midsummer since 2000.
Firefighter is the best of these.
It was pretty sad.
Everything old is new again!
A piece of creative writing presented at the WEF and baldly stating the goal of agenda 2030.
It’s not misogyny to hate one particular woman.
Or to label one particular woman a bitch.
Please explain how using gender specific insults is more damaging to women.
STRAP ONE ON, IT’S TIME TO JAM!
Oh god.
Mine are:
Shh.
The Saudis are our “allies.” If people keep mentioning their behavior, we’ll have to invade Iraq again.
Sell it yourself then.
What’s that? Oh shit, can they hear us? Turn it off, TURN IT OFF!
Single thoughts are complete within themselves, right?
I’d put my favorite song in everyone’s head full blast.
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