Firefighter is the best of these.

It was pretty sad.

Everything old is new again!

A piece of creative writing presented at the WEF and baldly stating the goal of agenda 2030.

It’s not misogyny to hate one particular woman.

Or to label one particular woman a bitch.

Please explain how using gender specific insults is more damaging to women.

STRAP ONE ON, IT’S TIME TO JAM!

Oh god.

Mine are:

• Livingroom
• Basement
• Bedroom

Shh.

The Saudis are our “allies.” If people keep mentioning their behavior, we’ll have to invade Iraq again.

Sell it yourself then.

What’s that? Oh shit, can they hear us? Turn it off, TURN IT OFF!

Single thoughts are complete within themselves, right?

I’d put my favorite song in everyone’s head full blast.

The middle class, during my lifetime, used to mean one income supported a family of four.

Now, even DINKs struggle.

Your username and server combo plus this comment.

I’m not looking at your account because there is no way you can live up to what just happened in my brain.

To Americans, biscuits are bread leavened with baking soda or baking powder.

That’s it. Bread.

If someone is giving you greasy roux with bits of meat in it, they don’t like you.

Good biscuits and gravy will make you smack your mama for lying to you about what a good breakfast is.

All 911 of them.

I might be late to the party, but what’s wrong with GOG?

No ads on Mastodon. They’ll write about it when they figure out how to monetize it.

Old Style and Portillo’s

Musk ain’t getting in a cage with a two-comma commoner.