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  • Black Mirror and Tears of the Kingdom.

    Creepy shit happens to random Hylians, Zoras, Gerudo, Koroks, et. al, with wierd Sheikah and Zonai tech.

    • The great Deku Tree has a social credit system on the Koroks.

    • Random Hylian get the ascent skill. Ends up in wrong place, at the wrong time.

    • The monsters that suffer a painful, fiery death thanks to Link, suffer the same fate after reviving every blood moon.

    • Purah’s meteoric rise to fame and subsequent isolation in technology.

    • Master Kohga uses disinformation to turn Hyrule into a republic, fucks a sand seal.

    • Robbie and his weird, creepy robot wife.