An axe isn’t the best tool for the gravedigging in the concrete.

tetrahedron

Pathetic. Octahedron is somewhat disturbing, ok, agree. But tetrahedron? Pffft…

You can’t use macro meme for micro soft products!

Why did you choose to depict Win as a cute green brick?

Axe? In gym? I use shovel.

I am going to tell a sad thing that will make you all feel offended, but I can’t refrain:

The problem isn’t in the place/server/whatever. At least that is the minor part of the problem. The problem is in the people themselves. No matter where they will go, they will bring their shit with them to that new place.

Stop breaking houses!

Nobody likes to figure out dependencies. And C++ template errors are sometimes completely crazy.

Arson is also good.

That’s why sausages are better than Linux: you can start using them on a professional level right from the start. And as a bonus sausages don’t use Nvidia!

invested in

infested with.

FIFY

Jesus was deported. And local Tom doesn’t want to work for that salary.

I am an engineer. And can shove anything into anywhere. Even a normal-sized gnome(or dwarf) in an ATM.

I have been boycotting Microsoft for 10-15 years already. Feel fine.

Control-alt-delete.

Those capitalists can’t even hire a normal-sized gnome!

Country-dependent. In my society we never throw cigarette butts on the floor inside of the building.

In my culture it is “You can’t simultaneously sit on a dick and eat the fish”

Now you can contemplate vim and talk to Emacs psychotherapist simultaneously. Very user-oriented.

Onion is almost spherical, it doesn’t have any problems.