Here come the furies.

So this is why my computer randomly shuts down and freezes up.

I’m sorry. It’s still hard to grow up and realize that people aren’t who we thought they were. Never meet your heroes, as they say.

Just buy like 10 apartments in New York.

Is being butthurt gay now?

Yeah, I mean, they’re not wrong.

I’m pescatarian and I’m happy with that choice, others should be allowed to make their own choice, but they should also make an informed choice.