He need to have “I am a rich asshole” embossed on diamond plate and riveted to his freaking forehead
He need to have “I am a rich asshole” embossed on diamond plate and riveted to his freaking forehead
Hope he catches a flying mallet to his brainpan
I guess someone got uncomfortably close to him and told him in no uncertain words what would/could happen to him and no amount of €€€ would protect him if he didn’t cut it out
I loved ‘a boy named Sue’ but it was ‘the Man comes around’ that sold me. Heard it first during the OP of “Day of the Dead” remake, and there is no other song that comes close to fitting with this opening
True. Went to a farmers market and bought a bunch cuz they were cheap. Stupid ass me decided to eat then and there. Thirty minutes later I was blowing red lights to try to reach a safe place to drop der UberDeuce. I swore that the toilet was screaming at me for a week after that
The only virus out here is the worms squirming around Elmo’s fat head. Treat your daughter like shiat, she’ll hate you for it. Don’t blame the world. Blame the image in the mirror
Take the corn OFF the cob next time dumbass
I’m reading this in Vin Diesel’s voice
There’s no going back from this. This was a state sponsored killing (well deserved) but now the masks have been ripped away. There will NEVER be any official relationship from any democratic government with Russia under it’s current leadership. Any business should look at the smoldering wreckage and think twice
All that means is that Wagner has infiltrated the Russian military… while pooty might get lucky and get a few knuckleheads, trust and believe the hardcore of the hardcore have gone to ground and are dead set on putting Vlad’s head on a pike
In the Lazurus pit, where else?
Keith Richards better watch his back cuz that strigoi is cumming for his liver, just you wait
This is going the looong way around… when a proper functioning brain-cyber interface comes about, look out.
(Pelican.gif) Eye see what you did there 🤭
Guilty… of being sooo squee cute
(gentle boop on snoot)
Got one better… take this choad and Money Monster Jim Cramer, shove them in a industrial washing machine with a few dozen bowling balls and put it on ‘gentle cycle’. A few hours kissing Bakelite might give these two what they surely lack, empathy for the suffering of others