Surely the FTC will have some to say about this oh wait

Ffs of all the colors they could have used too.

Kevin James? He’s a bigger guy.

Where does ADHD and/or autism fit in this?

Turns out everything humans need to live on is like hard spice for every other species

You just gave me a great idea.

As I said throughout the entire election cycle, if Trump wins, Palestine will be gone by Summer.

Why are people so passionately hateful of the “Nobody” at the top?

Like yeah it’s unnecessary, but that’s kinda part of the joke.

Because they’re terrorists duh /s

I know the joke is supposed to be Dune but I’ve never seen Dune so all that came to mind was Beetlejuice

You mean this is America by the end of this year (assuming we’re still around)

I mean good on them for being fully transparent about their mistake and fixing it. 1000x more respectable than any “real” news network.

Can she knit me some pseudoephedrine and methylamine?

πr^2?

Wait a minute, so is that like a robot… Solving your captchas?

The “Love you” at the end really hits home.

I really hope you send them a summary of them calling to ask you to delete the summary.

I hope they just completely recreate one of Hitler’s speeches but with Elon instead.

Or better yet, that video of Hitler watching the Olympics while completely tweaked out

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