Cat: A nuclear lab isn’t even in the right field to make human-animal hybrids.

Digital Rights Management. AKA the stuff that’s supposed to prevent unauthorized copying and suchlike, but in practice just means the pirates have a better experience than legit customers.

Just: Honestly, we figure Twitter will keep staggering along until its servers implode.

C: AGI is possible. If it weren’t, we wouldn’t exist. The laws of physics permit the creation of conscious agents, therefore it is possible for one to be deliberately engineered.

LEMON!

Cat: …Wait a moment, we’re using Ad Nauseam. Which stores the ads and fakes clicks on them.

Lucifer: Would that spoof the key check?

I’m not sure what she expected to happen?