Same for news taking up space in the Stocks app.

Ok who got inside my head?

Wow lovely! Who’s hungry?

Well, they are flushable, they just don’t decompose. But they flush! But so does my sock.

What’s a LiNUx?¿

Because all the media will report is what Trump farted today.

Actually I was eating cereal but just liked how you put it. Sorry if I offended by reposting. Felt it was a compliment.

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They won’t be voting in the election because 85% of them are not American.

Guess I felt they summed it straight up.

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Will this donut help me pass the body roundness test?

The franchise IS a McDonald’s.

Interest income is definitely taxed.

Gnarly lint extra. Gonna cost ya!

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How do they give aid to someone they are trying to destroy?

Need pics. Dm pls.

I’ll give you Tree Fitty

I guess when these new troops going there are fired upon, US will have the “justifiable right” to attack Iran.