It works if trying to pass off the prank as good news

I still can’t believe Xerox still has that many users

Seems like a lot of these pedo hunters end up being pedos themselves

Lots of projection going on here

I am a US veteran

Nothing makes me cringe harder than someone thanking me for my service

Even though I personally didn’t do anything horrible, it’s still making me remember one of the worst experiences of my life

That doesn’t seem like a very high bar to achieve

Americans also overwhelmingly oppose Canada becoming 51st state

I think I can see a nipple

You have next to zero impact on anything at an individual level

A 19 year old Gavrilo Princip would disagree

Remember to be in the moment on the walk

Mindful of the sights, sounds, and smells

Once you realize, that it’s more up to us than it is up to them

It’s true. I read it on Facebook

Well, because it is.

Putin needs Ukraine to rebuild the the Russian Empire, nothing has changed on that front.

All of this ceasefire talk is nonsense.

Putin will obviously violate any deal when it is convenient for him to do so

Me:

That bit by the trees, where they’ll dump my ashes

Tesla was born in 1856

From what I have read of Tesla, he seems like the kind of person that would change their opinion when presented with evidence

It is kind of interesting how that blackmail tactic becomes less effective as we get older

Now that I’m 44, if they tried that with me I’d rather people see my dick in private photos than go to prison for blowing up a building

When I was much younger and far more insecure I’m not sure how I would have handled it

I need more coffee

I read that as “detonations”

Though, that’s probably the next phase of operation hateful bigot

How shitty are things in India when…

Glad to see they have their priorities straight