i agree. washing a belt is fine but cleaning it all the time after every use sounds very anal.

i work in kitchens half your food is dirtier than that piss belt before it even makes it to a kitchen. y’all know you can’t eat chicken and pork undercooked only because of how the animal is kept right? it lives too dirty.

also the fuck you do in the bathroom? are people fisting themselves and spraying piss all over their hands??

this could have been an extremely quirky and funny retelling of a classic adventure through stealth and skullduggery.

should’ve stopped a long time ago. I’ve been off everything but reddit for years and now I’m here.

we need to respond to things fucking us over quicker. Blizzard, the public transit system in America, Reddit, Twitter, Blizzard, the United States.

we give these cunts too much wiggle room